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Goodr Phoenix at a Bloody Mary Bar - The OG Sunglasses

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Product Description

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Next time you black-in while inside a bathtub in Las Vegas, rise from the ashes of your dumpster fire of a life with these red frames with rose lenses and a little hair of the dog. We prefer a thick and salty Bloody Mary.


  • No Slip - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  • No Bounce - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
  • No Leopards - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Made For:

  • Running

Great For:

  • Biking
  • Beasting

Phoenix at a Bloody Mary Bar Origin Story:

As you may know, we at goodr very much enjoy a good drink (or ten… okay twenty, but just know it’s a hobby, not a habit.. we can stop any time we want). And like everything else we do, it’s done at 100%. Every nutritionist will tell you, the most important drink you’ll have is the breakfast drink as it will help fuel your body and dull your mind for the rest of the day (with the occasional top off from the ol’ hip flask). Because of the importance of the morning drink, we have spent countless hours in the goodr Alcoholic Drink Laboratory (which may or may not be the bathroom of a Motel 6 that we outfitted with a camp stove and a couple of buckets of ice) perfecting the quintessential breakfast beverage: the Bloody Mary.

What we discovered was the hotter you make a bloody mary, the more effective the drink is at burning away the previous day’s bad decisions and terrible, terrible sins. In other words, you use the drink to burn down the old, ruined self and allow the new you to rise from the ashes of your hangover like a phoenix (or just convulse on the ground in pain until you can regain enough control to crawl to the refrigerator for milk). So naturally we named the drink Phoenix at a Bloody Mary Bar and named a pair of shades after the drink (as is our wont). In any case, here’s the recipe. Try it at your own risk.


For the mix:

  • 3 cups (24 ounces) tomato juice
  • 5 teaspoons Blair’s 16 Million Reserve Hot Sauce
  • 1 1/2 ounces freshly squeezed lemon juice (from about 1 medium lemon)
  • 2 teaspoons Dave’s Ultimate Insanity Sauce
  • 1 1/2 ounces freshly squeezed lime juice (from about 2 medium limes)
  • 2.4 teaspoons 357 MAD DOG Hot Sauce
  • 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
  • 3 teaspoons Magma Hot Sauce
  • 2 teaspoons peeled and finely grated fresh horseradish
  • 14 crushed seeds of a Guatemalan Insanity Pepper
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
  • 3/4 teaspoon freshly ground Vietnamese spicy black pepper

For serving:

  • Ice
  • 4 cups (16 ounces) of 176 Proof Balkan Vodka
  • Ghost Peppers
  • Spicy pickle spears
  • Spicy bacon
  • The skin of a poison dart frog (preferably blue, but any colour will do)


Place all of the ingredients in a stainless steel 1-quart container and whisk until well combined. Be careful not to inhale the fumes as they may cause dizziness, hallucinations or paralysis. Cover and refrigerate until the flavours meld and the mix is chilled and the contents makes the sound of the chorus of 1,000 dying baby deer; at least 2 hours or preferably overnight. The mix will keep refrigerated in a container with a tight-fitting lid for up to 24 hours. After that time it becomes highly combustible as its component parts break down into trinitrotoluene.


  • When ready to serve, put on a gas mask and whisk the mix to recombine.
  • Fill 8 highball glasses halfway with ice. Pour 2 ounces of the vodka and 4 ounces of the mix into each glass and stir to combine. Garnish each with 3 ghost peppers, a spicy pickle spear and some bacon.
  • Light the concoction on fire and roast the poison dart frog skin until ashen.
  • Spread the ashes of the poison dart frog around the glass and perform the incantation of happy drinking times.
  • Enjoy your drink!

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Cycling Glasses Guide

The benefits of cycling glasses 

Cycling glasses protect your eyes from damaging UV rays, harsh glare and flying debris. Wearing cycling glasses doesn't only offer protection, they can also enhance your visual acuity (your ability to spot objects on the road or trail), colour and depth perception.  

How to choose cycling glasses 


You can spot cycling glasses from standard sunglasses by their frame design. Cycling glasses sit close to the face and have a wrap-around lens profile as well as curved arms. Standard glasses have a flatter profile.  

Wrap-around lenses offer enhanced peripheral vision when cycling, while a thinner, lighter and more streamlined design improves performance when road racing.  


Single or double lenses? 

Single lenses offer more coverage but you're often limited to just one lens tint. 

Dual lens glasses are available with interchangeable lenses so you can switch to tinted versions that are suitable for your riding conditions. 

What are interchangeable lenses? 

Many cycling glasses come with a range of lenses in different shades. You can simply swap the lenses for the conditions you're going to be riding.  

Lens tint guide 

Clear – night riding & overcast skies. Great for protection against debris

Yellow – overcast and low light conditions. Offers improved clarity when light is dim  

Brown / amber – variable conditions. They enhance contrast and improve depth perception  

Blue / purple – low light conditions. Look great, reduce glare and enhance colour perception  

Grey – low to bright conditions. A good option for daily use without distorting colours and reduce glare  

Pink / red – variable conditions. Offer improved visual depth and greatest amount of contrast 

What are photochromic lenses? 

Photochromic lenses tint with changes in light intensity. They're a good option for riders who cycle in unpredictable weather or mountain bikers who switch between open and shaded areas. With photochromic lenses you don't need to switch lenses all the time. 

What are polarized lenses? 

Polarized lenses are designed to reduce glare and reflection whilst also offering improved UV protection. By reducing glare you can see objects on the road ahead much easier.  

Which glasses are best for me?  

It's a good idea to choose cycling glasses for the type of riding you're most likely to be doing. 

Recreation / Commuting – Standard glasses 

You don't need aero designed glasses at slow speeds, or wrap-around coverage. A pair of casual looking sunglasses with UV protection are enough and look stylish off the bike too. 

Mountain biking – Cycling Glasses 

Again you'll have a slower average speed than road cycling so you can get away with a casual style but look for those with plenty of grip on the nose bridge and arms. Variable light conditions means a photochromic lens would be a good option.  

Road cycling – Cycling Glasses 

Fast paced road cycling means a close fit with venting are a good choice. Interchangeable lenses that focus on improving contrast will help you navigate debris on the roads.  



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Please Note: Due to the current circumstances we are experiencing high demand so we may take a little longer than usual to despatch your order. Our Warehouse and Bike Build team are up and running as normal and we are taking active measures to ensure that we are following the government guidance with social distancing and additional health & safety measures have been put in place throughout the business. Please rest assured we will do everything we can to get your order to you as quickly as possible.

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Please note that Pre-Order dates can sometimes change due to updated stock information.

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Returns & Warranty

It's easy to return a product with our 365 day, hassle free returns. 

We will give you a full refund or exchange on any item that is returned to us unused/unfitted, in a resaleable condition and in its original packaging (where possible).

Please note: For hygiene reasons, we cannot accept returns of facemasks, undershorts or underwear if the item has been removed/unsealed from its original packaging.

If your item develops a fault or arrives damaged, please contact us first so we can resolve the issue for you as quickly as possible.

For more information please visit our Returns & Warranty page.